My stepmom is so annoying. All I want to do is watch the game, and she has to come into the TV room and spoil my fun. She wants to teach me because she promised my dad she would, but she is definitely not a teacher. She is teaching me stuff about anatomy on paper, but we all know that anatomy is a subject better taught in person. At least she understands that much. She shows up in her lingerie and then lets me touch her breasts so I have a good idea of what they feel like in person. Hope my dad does not walk in!