Dane got a new job as a mail sorter, but learns from his busty boss, Ms. Avluv, that the last two guys in his position were canned because they didn't "get with the program." Dane shortly thereafter learns that "getting with the program" equates to "fucking the mascara off Ms. Avluv on her desk." He certainly doesn't want to get fired, so he delivers her his package in a timely manner, meeting Ms. Avluv's horny standards.