Oh, you horny idiot, you! Your wife, Maya Kendrick, is doing her damnedest to get ready for lame-ass get-together you two are supposed to attend tonight at your friends’ house. But because you have trouble keeping your dick in your pants when your wife’s prancing around in lingerie, she has to keep slapping your hands away from her ass and yell at you to leave her alone and to finish getting your slob-ass dressed yourself! But your swollen balls can’t comprehend logic, manners and respect, which ultimately flatters Maya and inspires her to blow your big dick and fuck you until you’re drained of cum. Balls: one, friends’ party: zero.