Law school, here I come! I was accepted -- finally -- and it's time to celebrate. The first person I told, of course, was my sugar daddy Tony. I'm hoping that he'll be able to help me with tuition, because now that I'm in, the next three years of my life aren't going to be cheap. We're going to have dinner at his place, so I'm going to dress extra-sexy tonight and give him whatever it is that he wants. I could really use his help; I know he can always use mine.