A debt collector met the strangest girl he'd ever seen. She touched the strings of his soul, and he decided to let her make some oogie-boogie so she could prove the validity of her business plan. The girl gladly began to create a magic ointment, but only that, in accordance with centuries-old traditions of preparing magic ointments, the mandatory component had to be semen. The guy had to become a full-fledged participant of the sacrament.