So check it out. One night, I went home with this guy I met at a bar. He was smart and funny and charismatic... seemed like the perfect one-night stand candidate. After fucking the shit out of him for hours and hours, I was pretty dirty, and late for my spelling bee. "No big deal" - I thought to myself - "I'll just jump in his shower and head out the door." But that was easier said than done. I was totally screwed out of the shower, just when I really needed one. I grabbed his towel, jetted out the door and began my search for hygene all over New York City... needless to say, things got pretty fuckin' weird...

So check it out. One night, I went home with this guy I met at a bar. He was smart and funny and charismatic... Seemed like the perfect one-night stand candidate. After fucking the shit out of him for hours and hours, I was pretty dirty, AND late for my Spelling Bee. No big deal, I thought to myself, I`ll just jump in his shower and head out the door. But that was easier said than done. I was totally screwed out of the shower, just when I really needed one. I grabbed his towel, jetted out the door and began my search for hygiene all over New York City. Needless to say, things got pretty fuckin` weird.