John Holmes Big Cock O Rama
The Touch, My Tongue Is Quick, Personal Services.
You plow down a dusty, dark road in your custom van. Heavy Black Sabboth riffs blast from the 8-track. You and your buddies have a glove box stuffed with fat joints and a cooler full of cheap beer! You pick up some hitchhiker chick with monster nipples poking through her tight t-shirt. Later tonight you'll come up her asshole while she gives your buddies sloppy, drunken blowjobs! When she paases out, you'll go find bored college chicks hanging out by the concession stand. They'll jerk you off & let you finger their tight cunts for hits of weed. It's 1:30 a.m. now, but the show is just getting started! Welcome to the Dirty Drive-In.
The Touch: (1976. 62m.) Holmes is a drug dealer who uses a porn movie to blackmail a sexy chick into selling one last batch of coke for him. My Tongue is Quick: (1971. 59m.) Big John plays a very special kind of private dick. Holmes hilarious narration is the icing on the cake to the classic scenes of him spearing young girls with his 12 meat rocket. Personal Services: (1975. 59m.) Holmes plays a horny sailor in this exploration of the mysterious world of adult personal ads.