You know what hits the spot? A nice juicy fuck and a cup of coffee. After my cup at the coffee shop, I was so goddamned hot for the server that I left him a massive tip along with my address scribbled on the napkin. Lo and behold, he shows up at my door not long afterward and we have some hard, sweaty sex -- the kind I haven't been getting from my boyfriend. It was so fucking good that I brewed myself another strong cup of coffee after I kicked him out and told him my guy would be home soon.