Caught! Ol' boy Brucey thought he was being slick stealing his professor's cheat sheet for the exams and selling them to other students in the class, but Prof. Lauren Phillips knew what was up. That's why she made a fake one, and when he stole it and used it to take his actual exam, he failed! Ms. Phillips calls him on it…but ol Brucey isn't done with his bag of tricks! He puts on the charm and talks this and that about how they've been spending a lot of time together since he's her teaching assistant, and…BOOM! It's fuck time! The lesson here is: cheaters never prosper, unless they have big dicks.