Here are my three simple rules for party participation, folks. Rule one: I'm always welcome, even if I don't know it. Rule two: the party happens where I am, even if it's the bushes by the dirty curb. Rule three: everyone stays in their spots until I cum. This is especially true of my next partner's boyfriend for the dirtiest and most obscene sex under the windows of her daddy's posh mansion! Keep these rules in mind in case we do meet.