Paul is over at his best friend Dave's house when Dave blurts out that he had sex with his stepmom, Sharon! Paul seems blown away by what Dave is telling him, but also a little jealous. Paul hasn't done much to hide his attraction to Sharon ever since she joined the family. As they talk more about the sex, Paul's eyes glint opportunistically as he gets an idea. He suggests that next time it DOES happen... maybe HE could join in too? After all, two IS better than one! Clara and Beth, sitting across from each other at a table. Beth remarks anxiously that Spencer is late again, and hopes that they won't have to wait as long this time. Finally, Spencer arrives. It quickly becomes clear that he is married to both Clara and Beth. To their shock, he says that the reason for his lateness is that he's been seeing another woman, and he wants to make her his third wife. As a result of Spencer's neglect, Beth and Clara have found solace in each other, but they can't keep their affair from Spencer forever. What WILL he do when he finds out?