Man cannot live on team-based multiplayer shooters alone. We've already got three aspects of a fulfilled life covered: Eating, sleeping, and gaming. But who takes care of our sexual needs? Let's be honest, while Blizzard has blessed us with countless hours of online gaming bliss, they suck at giving blowjobs. They're just no good in bed. Someone needs to bring offline multiplayer back. Good old couch-coop, if you know what I mean. Imagine a stunningly gorgeous gamer chick straddling you, her perfect natural tits bobbing up and down and her flat belly shuddering in ecstasy as she slides her shaved pussy onto your throbbing Rocket Hammer. Let me introduce you to Alexa Tomas a 31-year-old nerdy knockout from Valencia, Spain who, when she's not fragging people in Overwatch or Heroes of the Storm, is also a professional pornstar with a bit of a cosplay fetish. Miss Tomas likes to play dress-up, both on and off-camera but the only kind of LARPing she's interested in is the kind you play in your bedroom. You've always had a thing for Latinas? Well, this beautiful señorita can't wait to mount you and blow your mind. They say Virtual Reality feels like truly being there, and guess what: They're right. Today that tantalizing mental image of Alexa Tomas working your dick becomes a reality. Even better, a Virtual Reality. No tampon strings attached, no guilt or commitments. No annoying kissing, no more cheap hookers or smelly Fleshlights. Just hardcore porn that most VR noobs find game-changing after they've tried on their first headset. Whatever VR gadget you can afford, in the end, it'll be just you and this marvelous hardbody for as long and hard as you want. In Virtual Reality, the term Loot Box has an entirely different meaning.
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